A Day Later…I Still Can’t Confirm or Deny…
I’m not even sure why this is necessary. This is my life, and I’ll always be famous.
To faith and religious leaders worldwide, this is not an attack on your faith, beliefs, or religious systems and communities. Your best course of action is self-care. Self-care is for baddies. I’ll eat your cookies, drink your hot chocolate, attend your potlucks, and your marshmallow roasting sessions. However, please refrain from distributing pamphlets and expressing a desire to save me from what exactly? This isn’t that. Clearly, this message is directed towards the Christians in the room and their obligation to evangelize. Please stop. You’re annoying at best. I don’t want to argue with you. For the pastors who believe this is their moment in pop culture, please get one of your acoustic guitar-playing simps and their background vocalists to soothe your souls. This isn’t that. For everyone else, if what you believe isn’t make believe, then let us pray.
To the Holy Roman Catholic Church and its members worldwide, I want to express my deepest gratitude for your unwavering service and support over the years. You already know what the business is and much of it is still unfinished business. I believe it is time for us to have an open and honest conversation. We have much to discuss. Let’s talk and bring your you know whats.
To all the unbelievers who don’t believe in anything. Tell me! What don’t you believe and we’re in agreement.
Once again, my business is for the adults in the room. Our clients and customers are worldwide, and we are dedicated and committed to providing them with the most exceptional quality and service they can ever think or imagine. That’s my focus and my concern.
P.S.: I still don’t know why he’s so mad! 🤷🏾♂️
Moral of the story: Students! Do not, I repeat, please do not outshine your master! Save yourselves the trouble.
Until soon,
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